next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
I mean yeah, I have tons of unread books on my shelf, but do you think that’ll stop me from buying more?
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end